Inquiry Simulator

You are confused. You don't really know much about the topic and you feel like you know even less now. You've got to do something, but what?

I know, I'll try the teacher librarian. They must have run up against this assignment in the past.
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Google search and Wikipedia it is. I know that when I don't have a clue, I can at least get started here.
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I don't really have a clue, nor do I really care. Maybe I can get a written essay from somewhere else and pass it off as my own. This assignment is stupid and I just want it to go away.
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